Subject: Random Thoughts

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.